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If you are reading this then most probably you are suffering from the “Plague of the Zits”. What can you do? How can you get rid of those zits? It’s a nightmare.

The mirror is your worst enemy, it doesn’t lie. It is a constant reminder that you have been cursed by the goddess ACNE and she has no intention of releasing you from her grasp. Her army of blackheads, whiteheads and pimples – “the Zits” – have set up camp on your face and have no intention of giving up ground.

You call up your defences, an army of paid mercenaries from ProActiv, Acnezine, Accutane and Retin-a and other places, all good fighting men and for who’s services you have paid a great deal of money. However, ACNE’s army of Zits are very clever and quickly disappear, tempting you into believing that you have vanquished them. Continue reading ‘“The Curse of the ZITS” – How Can You Get Rid Of Those Zits?’ »